If you ever get a really bad ticket... plead "Nolo Contendre" (No Contest). In most court systems, that plea has the interesting side effect of making the charge "disappear" after you've taken care of it.
This does not mean to plead guilty. It means literally to plead "Nolo Contendre". Say those exact words.
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"¿ʞɐǝɹɟ ɐ ǝɹ,noʎ uǝɥʍ 'ʇı ʇ,usı 'ʎlǝuol s,ʇı"
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