"This is your Action News reporter with all the news that is the news across the nation, on the scene at the local COURThouse."
"Today we are here with one Ben Nelson, who was caught doing 25 in a 15 - not a school zone, mind you, but a 15 mph zone just the same - and we are going to try to ask him a couple of questions about the incident, and how he was able to get an electric car with lead-acid batteries to achieve such a speed."
"Mr. Nelson, it is my understanding that your car makes what has been called a "futuristic cougar sound." Can you please explain to the television audience just what that is???"
...paybacks will be most humbly accepted...
