Well, it never happened. :P
That was a spur of the moment kinda story... that's how the fictional ones usually happen. I've never had that conversation with anyone, except kinda maybe my dad, in a round-about way. (I was Joe... at age 16.)
That's honestly how I feel about the situation though. When you do something that's not considered "the norm", people ask questions. It just pays to know the answers.
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