Bumper stickers
 

I thought we had a thread a while ago, but I cannot find it now. Today I thought of a few:

"Put your hands in the air if you just don't care if you look stupid."
"Honk if you love my driving!"
"Flash your headlights if I am doing this right."

If you do not mind terribly, here is a completely unrelated bumper sticker that I actually made: https://imgur.com/gallery/s2plG/new

I don't put stickers on the outside (or window glass) of my car, but this is on the forward face of the Wink mirror:

LOVE > FEAR

And there's always the classics:

<==Passing Side _______________ Suicide==>

Caution : Driver no longer gives a $#it .

I saw one that said something to the effect of "how dare I drive so closely in front of you"

Got my stamp of approval!

Those minivans are so fuel inefficient, no? ;)

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6508734208/h51F8C289/

Thats the wrong way round. :D

Oh, I don't know about that...I've driven a few roads in Scotland (wink,wink)!

Well if you will hog the overtaking lane, I will undertake you.

YMMV

That actually dates to the 1950s, before there were people who dwadle (as the Scots would say) in the left lane on the freeway.

Dawdle ?

I'm still trying to civilise Scotland to be more English. It's going well :D