mod, delete, please
 

delete

In before the delete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Ah, but you can delete your own post if you edit it again.
There is a delete button under the text edit window...

I couldn’t see a delete, is that option disabled when someone responds? I hope a moderator deletes this God-forsaken thread.

I have 4 buttons under the (re)Edit window: Save, Go Advanced, Delete and something I forgot (EDIT that was Cancel).
If you Go Advanced there is a really big button to delete the post.

But maybe you cannot delete a first post as it starts the thread?
Then change the thread to How to delete posts and threads... :D

I believe that's the case.

what was this all about? all i understood was "delete"?????

I need a life...

What? Hah?

It's simple Frank we need to delete the deleted deletion.

:thumbup:

Mech, soon to be deleted

Please save so we can refer people here to see how to delete their posts ;)

I hate being late to the party!!!!!:confused::eek:

I got the email notification to delete the thread...

But the beautiful flower that has blossomed from that unloved first post makes me loathe to pluck the plant whole from the ground.

:)

till the ground. aerate the soil. balance the ph. add nutrients. give moisture and sunlight. remove the weeds and watch the beauty.
then post what was deleted!

Some threads actually serve a purpose....
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Good response though :thumbup: this thread may become a invaluable tool to those with 2nd thoughts on their threads usefulness..

Go to 1) edit
then 2) advanced edit
and 3) delete thread if you started the thread
and 4) delete post if you only posted a response

The easiest way to get a thread deleted is to just start calling names and insulting responders driving habits.

I have a feeling this one won't sink to that level.

This is absurd, but kinda funny.

Talk about a chapped butt. :eek:

I'm thinking this is rather going to become a thread on how to hijack a thread.

Well, that does it.

You all drive like turds! Uhmerica!

You look like a polished turd--probably!

Go Army!

I considered being offended about something unrelated. Changed my mind. I want to see what this thread ends up being about first.

I will just set this here for safekeeping:
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http://newsbcpcol.stb.s-msn.com/amne...lse_lfalse.jpg

caption this picture:

1. we come in peace
2. reminds me of the quote in PATTON of the servant whispering to Cesar (sp)
All Glory is fleeting

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Urban Dictionary: Polished Turd
Polished Turd

Someone who (if nature had their way) would look ugly. But, as a result of using various methods (cosmetics, diet etc) they manage to achieve an average or above on a scale of attractiveness.

Way to Spot a Polished Turd:
1. Give the person a score out of 10 for attractiveness.
2. Then, work out their beauty product score by looking in their medicine cabinet and counting how many beauty products they have, divide that number by 3 (rounding to the closest whole number).
3. Take their beauty product score away from their score out of 10 for attractiveness.
If the person scores below 5, they are officially a polished turd.

Example of a Polished Turd:
Tori Spelling when she starred in, the 2003 made-for-TV film, 'A Christmas Carol' and looked relatively OK.

Joe: Look at, the twins, Kate and Fiona.
Kyle: Apparently, they are identical. Which is funny since Fiona's hot and Kate isn't.
Joe: Yeah, Fiona's always applying make-up and bursting spots. Looking at Kate, who's not bothered by how she looks, goes to show Fiona is a big polished turd.

3. Darth Vader for President 2016!

As an aside, can somebody tell me how to pick up a turd by its clean end?

:eek:Use someone else's hand...:thumbup:

Mr Bean, my hero!!!!!

Reminds me of test post please ignore : pics

wow......that gave me a headache.....

Found an effective spoiler...

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8188130560/h5E88A94F/

Guy goes to the doctor....
dr says I got good news and bad news.
what's the good news?
we are naming a disease after you....

:cool:Jokes don't count....

See ....perfect example!

Not a joke.....
Complete hijack....
AND hilarious !

What you need is a clean chit.
http://thedailyshow.mtvnimages.com/i...0.85&crop=true

A loose wheel, that's a dangerous thing at the racetrack, right?
But this one sure is trying to do good...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErDx0A7TF18