[shovel]

1. Fix yo junk.
2. 0w20 synthetic
3. clean out your damn car, and lose that gut on your body too
4. skinny tires, foo!
5. GTFO my way when you're driving slow, so I don't have to waste gas driving around your slow ass going 10 under the limit in the fast lane
6. windows down, ac off can be damn enjoyable when it's not super hot out
7. belly pan that mofo, but give the motor some breathing room. hot engine compartments just destroy hoses, belts, and lubricants faster and don't do you any favors.
8. convert your junk to e85, it's less miles per gallon of FUEL, but way more miles per gallon of GAS - ethanol's cleaner and renewabler.
9. park your car and walk your chunky ass into the restaurant instead of idling in the drive through line
10. quit driving so damn slow, you won't get any better miles per gallon at 35 than at 45 in a modern car, and at 45 you spend less minutes on the road, burning fuel and delaying everyone. On flat ground my 4.3L 4x4 truck gets its best miles per gallon at 55-60mph