[Christ]

Stewie: (talking to Brian) We'll be the biggest thing since Edison harnessed electricity.

(Flashback)

Angry Neighbor: Look at Edison over there with his damn electricity!...Hey Edison, how about sharing some of those light bulbs!

Edison: Hey, figure it out for yourself man!

Neighbor: We're freezing our asses off over here!

Edison: Hey man, how do you think i feel. You get to look at my great house and i gotta look at that dark thing...What is that a candle over there?

Neighbor: Yeah it's a candle. We're freezing over here! My family hasn't taken a bath in a month. We stink! It stinks over here you jerk!

Edison: I can't here you over my central heating.

Neighbor: Hey why don't you go to hell Edison!

Edison: Hey, bite me man! Hey have you guys seen the office?... oh no i guess you haven't cause you don't have a T.V.

Neighbor: Hey how about i come over there and kick your ass!

Edison: Oooh yeah, come on over! (slams door shut)

(blasts stereo - playing Jimmy Hendrix - Foxy Lady)”