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16 yr old in his daddy's BMW talking to cop
kid - "What is the problem officer?"
cop - "You ran a red light back at the intersection..."
Kid - cutting him off- " well sir this IS a BMW - didn't you see the commercial?"
so let me summerize...
Heavy Metal Music will cause me to kill my dog
Rap Music will cause me to shoot up a Liquor Store
GTA3 will cause me to beat up hookers and steal thier $
and Car Commercials will cause me to drive carelessly.
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Steve - AKA Doofus McFancypants
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"If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line - But it better work this time"
 First Milestone passed - 30 MPG (city) 5/15/08
Best City Tank - 8/31/09- 34.3 MPG (EPA= 20)
Best Highway Tank - 5/20/09 - 36.5 MPG (EPA= 28)
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In effort to drive less:
Miles NOT driven in 2009 = 648 (Work from home and Alt Transporatation)
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