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*true stories* You know your an Ecomodder if...
Your car gets 2 miles per gallon for every dollar you paid for it.
A Stingray and a Shelby pull into Chipotle, and the car that turns you on is the seafoam green 1992 Escort hatchback that the cook drives.
Your aghast to learn your coworker traded an Accord for a Cutlass.
The night clerk at Walmart tells you to $%*# off when you ask for help finding hubcaps in the cookware isle.
You nearly sunk your car into a lake because you coasted a mile down a straight road before you realized the keys were in the ashtray and the steering lock engaged.
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Hehehe... If one of your facial lacerations leaves a small scar, you'll have a SCarlett.
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