Clarkson is a riot. If it's not loud enough to scare children and small animals, or if it can't peel his face off from the g forces in a corner, he doesn't like it.
FYI, here's an actual speed test of a G-Wiz/Reva electric:
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/v/sTLg_tDGzeo[/YOUTUBE]
0-31 mph in 21 seconds. "NOT BAD!" the owner shouts. That's debatable.
But it beats the pants off the ForkenSwift (36 seconds).
And it's pretty dubious to extrapolate that into a 0-62 mph time.