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Breaking news:
America announces a recall of two million miles of road which is causing braking problems for Toyota Prii. The fix will require some softwareing asphalt repairs to the roads. Toyota has not approved the repair plan yet pending review. To help pay for the fix, Corporations may actually have to pay taxes for their share of road use.
In related news, God is recalling 4 billion humans for repairs to their brains. A programming glitch causes them to destroy the planet that gives them life.
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