By coincidence I did have a road rage incident this afternoon - a beep from behind because I didn't run a traffic light.
The fact that I was actually behind someone else who stopped didn't seem to count for the 80 year old lady in the Volvo behind me.
She was raging, I mean a full on red-faced bouncing in her seat strop.
So I decided to have a chat with her.
She didn't want to.
She lives in the house opposite to mine.
I think she didn't want a chat because last Christmas I was up late watching a movie and happened to glance over the road into her house where she was beating her husband up with a cushion.
She was naked.
I have washed my eyes in bleach every day but the vision is still there.
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[I]So long and thanks for all the fish.[/I]
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