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Originally Posted by MPaulHolmes
I always wanted to go to New Zealand. My dad went there for a business trip. He works at Weyerhaeuser, and they have a bunch of trees down there too, so the company wanted to see how NZ does their timber stuff. Well, he was at a dinner, and the guy across the table told him that he was so plump and juicy looking, that his great grandfather would have eaten him! hahaha. He was a Maury or something like that.
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A New Zealander man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori...
My new ray-gun here tries to poke out both your eyes, it's a Moe-Ray....