Just move to a rust belt city with a rotting housing/building stock and a fading tax base. There are plenty of buildings for real cheap for you to use... you just have to find a job or build a web empire with enough ad revenue to support your heated garage.
I LOVE the northeast, seriously I do.
In more news: Yesterday I pressed the hub/bearing out of my front DS knuckle. I've never done that before and it was great. Hydraulic presses are my best friend. Now I have to RTFM a little and figure out the order by which replacement items are stuffed back into the knuckle, actually go about purchasing those items, and pop them in. Took it off the insurance and subsequently off the road for winter. GGP 4/15/11!