[mwebb]

trolling towing ... sounds about the same
some people do not know , what they do not know .
and
you can not polish a turd

imho the OP needs a large bucket of TP ( turd polish ) for his un-brilliant idea that many more skilled people have already shown will never work

Originally Posted by Frank Lee

I was about to put a bunch of quality advice down on the slim chance he isn't trolling, but upon further reflection, I think this case is futile.