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Road test question number 6514263-a.

You live in a house by the side of a 4-lane busy road. You wish to leave your house and join the traffic.

Do you

a) turn your car around so that when you leave your house you join the flow of traffic

or

b) reverse into the 2 lanes of traffic coming your way, panic, stall, wave, restart, panic more, stall again, finally using Kangaroo petrol set off.

Question 6514263-b

You are in a Volvo C30 and have decided to just set off from the side road in traffic. You have spotted a car in front wanting to turn do you

a) wait for them to turn and then continue

or

b) select reverse and wonder why everyone is beeping

or

c) select reverse, ignore everyone beeping and then wonder why your car is going backwards ?

or

d) select reverse, ignore everyone beeping and then wonder why your car is going backwards panic and then set off

or

e) select reverse, ignore everyone beeping and then wonder why your car is going backwards panic and then set off very very slowly.

or perhaps

f) wonder if this driving thing is just maybe not for you ?