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Old 03-22-2011, 04:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I'm looking for investors in a Unicorn farm. I have a breeding pair and some spare land near the fair city of Cumbernauld in scotland. I also have a milking herd but I'm keeping that for my project involving magic cheese which will remain a seperate concern.

Unicorn pee can of course be reduced to "medicinal compound" by way of gentle distilling. We are well advanced on our plans and have even prepared a marketing song and a video :



We are keen to exploit the colonial market and look forward to enquiries from that part of the planet.

Yours.

L T Pink. (Mrs)
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