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With an older VW Diesel, an easy bumper sticker could be: WARNING: 0-50mph in 3 yrs.!!
"I'm happy U are employed to drive faster$$"
Happy to drive faster for $$$
Sorry! the squirrels peddling my eng. are tired today!
My unemployement check says: my future is slow!
SHOW ME your professional passing skills!
I can't break the egg under my foot; it's my family's dinner!
Why haven't you passed yet; we're waiting!!!
Don't be stuck in the middle w me: PASS!
They say ALL THINGS WILL PASS: why won't U???
MPG NERDS HERE!; plan your pass NOW!!!
I go SLOW 'cuss wife's allowance low!.... (husbands)
I drive an economy car for it's intended use; HELLO???
I DON'T WANT to get home fast: the MOTHER OUTLAW might still be there!
I MUST corner slowly; the earth is flat!
If my car is so ugly; why are U still following???
If I am so slow; why are U still there???
Why race to redlight? I enjoy DRIVING; myself!!!
You've seen me here before... get up earlier; already!!!
This is the slow lane!! Yours is over there!!!
Does it make U feel POWERFUL 2 pass cars?? Test yourself!
If HASTE IS WASTE... U don't look too good!
Saving fuel not only wins NASCAR races; it also saves families!!
Easy come/go??? Not w my $$$$$
Sorry! You haven't volunteered to pay for my gas; yet!!!
Rather save toward family vacation, not un-needed brake jobs!!
Driving "GREEN" is FREEDOM! Are U anti-AMERICAN???
You wouldn't tailgate me walking in the mall: don't do it here EITHER!!!
NASCAR clearances don't work on public roads, leave your ROWDY for the track!!
REAL RACERS leave their action at the track!
There is a time/place for everything.... that's why I'm here!
If you're a showoff, we agree!! Your show iiiiissss OFF!
Great driver's seldom need the brake pedal, how are U progressing???
Stopping at red lights is ok for beginners; wouldn't U like to be more advanced???
Tailgaters are generous indeed! They love to give their INSURANCE Company a raise!!!
60's acceleration is NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT! What rock did you crawl out from?
Friends wouldn't let friends be seen driving WASTEFULLY!
You claim to be living GREEN: does your driving match???
I must still be far from home: my SUPER MAGNET isn't pulling this car much yet!!
I want to stay on the road as long as I can: my wife is a CRAB!!! (husband, kids)
Free Driving School: follow me and save your family $$$!!!
Only ROOKIES have to start/stop all the time..be SMOOOOOOTH!!!
You still drive over manhole covers, and bad bumps; are you NEEEEEEEWW???
If you can't drive smooth; stay home: you are embarrass
ing yourself!!!
If you are not a rat in a race; why join one??
Fender's are great guitars, and they look good on my car: don't take them off!
Bumper cars were fun as a kid; but why are you crowding me now??? HELLO???
Everybody has 24 hrs.... I like to use a lot HERE!!!
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