Been on vacation, catch up time.
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Originally Posted by Frank Lee
I forgot to mention that there must be a law that, if you are one who is seldom home, you must have a dog- the more retarded it is the better- that barks incessantly.
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That used to be one of mine, worse yet that I lived in a semi-detached house and the confounded dogs were on the other side of the wall.
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Originally Posted by Frank Lee
Also I have noted how earnest the train engineers are about safety; they blow the air horns about 6 times to warn all that heavy traffic away from that little used intersection at 4 a.m.
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Ah, now that for me is not an annoyance, but a soothing gentle sound. Then again I live about 3 linear miles from the tracks, on the other side of the hill!
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Originally Posted by Mustang Dave
I had to disassemble my clothes dryer to remove the remains of a deceased mouse who had decided to move into the exhaust system of my dryer, and expire.
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I helped my dad move his dryer so that he could liberate a chipmunk who thought the outside vent might make a good home, and fell down the chute into the back of the dryer. After that one ran out, we took a look in there and found 3 more, quite dessicated. I have no idea why nobody ever complained about the stink...