View Single Post
Old 10-20-2011, 01:15 PM   #20 (permalink)
Doofus McFancypants
Eco Noob
Doofus McFancypants's Avatar
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Tosev 3 - Atlanta GA
Posts: 293

Red Rover - '01 Nissan Altima GXE
90 day: 30.07 mpg (US)
Thanks: 5
Thanked 7 Times in 5 Posts
A reading from the letter of "Philip Lessoften" to the "SUVittes"

Lo and behold, thy pain at the pump is thy own doing. In thy quest for acceptance, ye have lost sight of the one true path. A family of 4 does not needith a 7 passanger motorized carrage for use in the urban enviroment. Such excessiveness shall be thy downfall when the Gas Man takes his due

Instead, take thy inspiration from nature. Does not nature forsake the slow lumbering wastefull beast for the agile and efficient animals? So too should you forsake the large thirsty transportation for a quick and efficient. And thy own joy will be shared by all.
Steve - AKA Doofus McFancypants
"If there's a new way, I'll be the first in line - But it better work this time"

First Milestone passed - 30 MPG (city) 5/15/08
Best City Tank - 8/31/09- 34.3 MPG (EPA= 20)
Best Highway Tank - 5/20/09 - 36.5 MPG (EPA= 28)
In effort to drive less:
Miles NOT driven in 2009 = 648 (Work from home and Alt Transporatation)
  Reply With Quote