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Originally Posted by Jonny Petrol
A Hummer does qualify as a Supercar.....in a Superman kind of way.
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No I think you'll find it doesn't. You are mistaking something very big and with a big engine for supercar. A true supercar will excel in something - like speed, handling, or economy or (in the case of an SUV) in off-road ability.
So lets do the tests :
Speed - Nope, I have a toilet which extracts my poos faster than a Hummer can go.
Handling - Nope. I think the "Moose" in the "Moose test" will be in a pie.
Economy - Er, are you having a giraffe ?
Off road - Nope - a standard Jeep and especially a standard LR Defender (even with 4 cylinders of Diesel power) can go places Hummers just fail at.
There is nothing Super about a Hummer. It Hums, as in there is a smell about it.