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Originally Posted by euromodder
But Susanne says their pods aren't VGs ...
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This is the key, I believe they are created by combining unicorn and white rhino horn with the dew of rarest orchid in the upper Amazon, collected by a lady between the age of 29 and 30 with brown eyes only on each February the 29th. These ingredients are transported by trained albatross across the wide open Pacific to a monastery in Tibet, where they are molded by hand under the watchful eye of Prince Phillip and Madonna. Once they are finished to the highest standards, Jeremy Clarkson drives every single one individually in a Bentley Continental R across the continent non-stop, resting only when he reaches the sea. From there they are transported across to the new world of America by a relay fleet composed of viking longboats and triremes. After their 10 year odyssey then rack up in a wharehouse in California and get sold on ebay to kids with Dodge Neons trying to make them look like EVO VIIs and where the component with the most power is a sub-amp.
Its the last part that makes the whole process so worthwhile.
