[MPaulHolmes]

I got a great deal on a 32 inch long, 1 inch diameter aluminum rod. I decided to name it Rod. I'm going to chop Rod up into 12 chunks, each of length 59.78 mm +/-0.0000000001 mm. I eyeballed it.

Next, I'll drill holes down the middle of the 12 tribes of Israel (Rod's 12 children), and then use them as spacers.

He had some other children with a steel pipe, and those kids are nothing but trouble. That's why I oppose inter-metal dating, but high carbon steel is very useful, so I'm OK with carbon dating.

It was *only* $23. Goll Dern ripoff.