Took the wheels off, tried and failed to get rusty bolts out. Getting a local guy to install some parts for me hopefully within a week. I want to get to the rally up north next weekend.
Until then, my friend assured me it's okay to drive around a while without anything blowing up.
That's good, because I just did this and it's the best thing ever. I saw the reflection in other people's cars and could not stop laughing hysterically. I love it.