I just have to post pictures of my big dumb bike any chance it get. Although I think it may be slightly out of place on a website dedicated to efficency.
I built it from scratch and it's absolutely insane. It weighs about 120lbs and honestly it's not bad as you would expect for crusing... you just have to avoid hills at all costs. For what it's worth I also have a much less insane Trek that I use when I'm not cruising the beach and frightening the natives.