Quote:
Originally Posted by Frank Lee
Reminds me...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really peeved.
She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since last Friday.
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Which reminds me...
MEN DO REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES
A woman awakens during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why
are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just remembering when we first
met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16. Do you remember back
then?' he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
sensitive. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.. 'Do you remember
when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?'
'Yes, I remember!' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for
20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says...
"I would have been released today."
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