[Xist]

I used to go to exciting parties where kids always wanted to play a stupid game they called "Mafia." One random person is the killer, one person is the detective, and everybody is stupid.

Each turn everyone goes around explaining how they were innocent and claiming someone else was guilty. It did not take me long to grow tired of "He talks too much! He is guilty!" and "He is hardly talking! He is guilty!"

After a while, I just started leaving when they started playing. You guys are explaining how real life is the same way.

Except, I cannot leave.