[Doofus McFancypants]

Double plus good -miling !!!!
I love it !!!
( i often use double-plus-ungood at work and get stared at with the "What the hell are you talking about" look in peoples eyes.)

Media loves extremes - Extreme left wants to direct everyoned lives - Extreme right wants to exploit everyting. Extremes sell papers ( or adds in the Web-world)

There are people who draft and run lights - sure as hell is not me.
All i am trying to do is get the most out of my car i can safely get out of it.

Sometimes when i see someone driving fast and reckless - i start singing a little ditty..
instead if "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats it is Safety Drive..

"You can speed if you want to - you can leave your cash behind.
'cause when your on the gas - and your wasting cash - then your.. no friend of mine...

i can save if i want to - i've got all my life and time
I can drive real slow - like an egg by my toe - it's suprising how the MPG's Climb"

Yes i do make up odd songs all the time - it is one of my Things...