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Old 06-18-2014, 10:02 AM   #18 (permalink)
Fat Charlie
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I have fun screening calls for my boss, the caller ID spoofing is very entertaining. The guy who sometimes says he's in Florida shows being in Connecticut, San Diego, all over the place.

Can I help you?
-Yes, is Jim there?

No he's not, can I help you or take a message?
-Can you tell me when he'll be back?

I don't know, can I help you or take a message?
-Yes, you can tell me when he'll be back.

He doesn't work for me. Can I help you or take a message?
-Yes, you can tell me when he'll be back!

I offered to help you and I offered to take a message. Which would you like?
-You can help me by telling me when he'll be back!

I sell parts. What year and model car do you need something for?
-Click.

Sometimes I'm too busy to play, but I do enjoy it when I've got a few moments.
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Transmission type Efficiency
Manual neutral engine off.100% @MPG <----- Fun Fact.
Manual 1:1 gear ratio .......98%
CVT belt ............................88%
Automatic .........................86%

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