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What you need to learn is a Nigerian accent, whatever it may be. Tell them you aren't telling the truth, then tell them you want to sent $1000 by Western Union, and that you'll send them a prungle or foolap if they do. Make up some words. Be creative.
Or, if you have a bunch or people over, have them all sing Happy Birthday to the telemarketer. This is great if you happen to get the guy's name. The effect would be equivalent to waving and smiling to a driver who just got mad at you for some reason and lets you know that he is mad.
We don't have telemarketers over, just telephone scammers.
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