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If I didn't have a significant other, I'd remove...

Myself. To a different house, one much closer to either my family (one and a half or five states away, depending on the time of year) or else much closer to work.

There are some fixer-uppers going for small change about four blocks from my work. And they're about six blocks from a grocery store, maybe eight blocks from movies and the Tennessee Theater in downtown Knoxville, a superlative venue featuring top-notch live performances. I wouldn't need a car at all.