The part of their story where the cops bullied them into speeding up is jaw-droppingly jaw-dropping:
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As we tortised our way down the road, a massive Highway Patrol Suburban we passed on the side of the road burst to life, following close behind us. It then bellowed out of its loudspeaker:
COME ON! COME ON! YOU'VE GOT TO GO FASTER THAN THAT! LET'S GO!
... and then he approached behind us, hard and fast like a rhino stripper dressed as a sexy cop for a rhino bachelorette party. He stayed on our ass and made us accelerate to 60 MPH — and then he just stayed there.
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