Okay, so I pretty much always refer to the same friend, because I only have one. Enough of that. For some reason, we use junior high insults, taunts, or whatever on us. She tells me to have a good night. I retort "Don't tell me what to do! You are not the boss of me! I will have a good night if I want to!"
I kept teasing her about her iPhone and she kept telling me that she hated it, so she is now making payments forever on an Android, which she says she loves, but her iPhone was 64 GB and her Samsung only has eight. She keeps asking me about 64 GB microSDHC cards and I am tired of looking for her. As far as I can tell, if you find one, it is fake. I asked her why her [brand-new] phone was so old that it could not use the latest cards. She said "It's not old, you are old" and then started apologizing.
I sent her:
She just asked "What?"
I have been looking for one of those panel deals, like this:
but giving these lines:
Darth Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke Skywalker: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Darth Vader: No. I am your father.
I am going to try to do this. Please let me know if you can find something or do better. Thanks!