I think that I have read too many comic books. I like women with good hourglass figures and shapely legs. While not all women with pleasant curves also have unpleasant ones, well, I once mentioned my 5'0" 250-pound friend that my [then-]girlfriend wanted a butt, and my friend laughed and said "Just tell her to eat and she will grow a butt!"
You know, I still plan on carrying my bride across the threshold, and throwing out my back in the process is out of the question.
Women on dating sites describe themselves as "curvy" or "curvaceous," but I am not interested when their curves resemble the Michelin Man.
Never can figure out why I am single...
