As it happens, I'm in need of a loaner and casting around among the shops I work with, it appears my choices are a Geo Metro and a diesel Dasher two-door. Either one will make it hard to go back to the Superbeetle.
The reason I returned to the thread:
Luggage Trailer
This is (or will be) a fiberglass reproduction of an Westphalia 'AnHanger' that fits the $200 Harbor Freight trailer.
It could open up to 90° and have a tent/inflatable pop out.