[Fat Charlie]

I don't need to count on someone else's pizza being able to stop at a red light. Pizzas don't shut down major intersections while bodies are getting hosed out of them and there's no used pizza market where people get stuck eating the cheapest pizza on the lot just because it's there.

So you're right, they get regulated differently- but the FDA and the local health department would resent any implication that pizza isn't regulated at all, and just try getting a pizza with cheese made from raw milk out of grass fed antibiotic-free cows. Even though it would be just as perfectly legal as your dream car, there isn't a big enough market for that to make it practical at anyone's desired price point.

So either pay what it costs to get your dream pizza on the road, make your own pizza at home, or eat the pizza that your local market has decided it wants and stop complaining that the pizza in another market tastes better.