[MetroMPG]

I once talked to a woman who regularly left the city for her cottage each Friday right after work and admitted she'd fallen asleep at the wheel 2 or 3 times. Couldn't believe it. Each time woken up by the sound of the car going onto the gravel shoulder of the highway.

You'd think that after the FIRST time she had to change her shorts she'd have taken some steps to prevent it happening again. Nope. I could hardly believe what I was hearing.