Didn't say it wasn't funny.
My last edit was after your post. I went back and added my candidate best story: Bush: 'Our Long National Nightmare Of Peace And Prosperity Is Finally Over'. That went up immediately after his first election. Did you look at the Road&Track article?
Old Tele man -- Could you restate that as a car analogy?
http://justacarguy.blogspot.com/2015/10/wow-thats-over-top.html