Nobody liked the retro-tricycle? It pushes a lot of my buttons. It can be yours for $16.95. How about the Freezemobile from 1997's
Batman & Robin?
It's got four wheels but it leaves me a little cold.
OTOH I discovered that
http://www.imcdb.org/vehicles_make-Made+For+Movie.html
has every made-for-movies car, evah. Including the
Herkimer Battle Jitney. It's got better fenders.