Yesterday, my toaster went into thermonuclear meltdown while no one was home.
Fortunately, the house didn't burn down, but everything I own smells aweful and is covered in a thin layer of sticky soot which does not come off.
It is going to be a huge job to clean up. Not real happy right now.
I am leaving it to you guys to cheer me up!
At least the Metro was in the garage and not the house!
-Ben