Guys! We have been working too hard! Just use this!
https://www.amazon.com/Eurow-Quick-J...70_&dpSrc=srch
The thing is, it looks terrible, but are those cables actually enough? I would want to review it, but not without free shipping. This one looks better, cheaper, and is Prime, but only has a four-foot cord:
https://www.amazon.com/Schumacher-SA.../dp/B000H92L4W
I would purchase this if it was longer than four feet. What would I do with it? I do not have any idea!
https://www.amazon.com/Cigarette-Lig.../dp/B01MYRV6PE
There is some convenience to not popping the hood, but needing ten minutes to adequately charge a weak battery? What about a completely dead one?