[Scientist sees a homeowner taking selfies in the driveway]
"Excuse me, ma'am, do you mind if we create a black hole in your back yard?"
"Is that nuclear?"
"No Ma'am."
"Whatever."
[Homeowner resumes taking selfies]
This one:
I am not sure that one is adequate. TDS? Nah. We need to come up with something like Turnip Unwashed Ripoff Derangement Syndrome.