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Old 06-21-2018, 12:49 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Xist View Post
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I drove my Civic five miles, she drove rougher and rougher, gave me a check engine light for air-fuel sensor 1, and then she started overheating.

I drove Mom's car to my other client and then to the car wash. The ignition locked. I could not turn the key or shift.

I chipped a tooth on perogies.

How?!
You are a lyricist, xist, and could easily write quirky hits like this one:

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See my car's mod & maintenance thread and my electric bicycle's thread for ongoing projects. I will rebuild Black and Green over decades as parts die, until it becomes a different car of roughly the same shape and color. My minimum fuel economy goal is 55 mpg while averaging posted speed limits. I generally top 60 mpg. See also my Honda manual transmission specs thread.
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