[Fat Charlie]

Double standards are great.

Chevy: What did you expect, you bought a Chevy. It runs, so it's doing great.

Toyota: The name itself means legendary quality and reliability. That's not an uneven gap, you obviously need to get your eyes checked.

Tesla: I know it's a pile of actual, physical components, but it's a Tesla. Anything short of mythical perfection is a travesty to be ridiculed at length.

Honda: I know it's on fire, but it'll get me to work and back just fine for years to come.