"Okay Bob, make a fender."
[Bob makes an atrocious fender]
"Bob, you are an idiot. Okay, you make the front half and Jerry, you make the back half."
[Bob and Jerry make atrocious fender halves]
"Bob and Jerry, you are both idiots. Okay, Bob, you make this part of the fender, Jerry, you make this part of the fender, Stan, you make this part of the fender, and Sal, you make this part of the fender."
[Bob, Jerry, Stan, and Sal make atrocious fender quarters]
"Bob, Jerry, Stan, and Sal, each and every one of you is an idiot. Okay..."
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