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Old 12-05-2018, 09:22 PM   #3952 (permalink)
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9:00 am: "My fellow Americans, effective immediately, all coal and natural gas plants will be shut down in order to save the planet. Thank you."
9:10 am: The President is impeached with 100% of votes in favor.

Oh wait, no, you need to declare a state of emergency, marshall law, and force all of the plants to close. Yeah, that will work, for the duration of the emergency, but you had better suspend elections until the emergency has passed.

What could go wrong?!