When...
1) You have a long-standing online classified e-mail alert for Bridgestone RE92 LRR tires (Insight-sized)...
2) You get a rare hit on a pair of used tires 500 km away, but contact the seller anyway on the off chance our travels might overlap so we can do a deal (shipping cost is more than they're worth)...
3) After exchanging a couple of messages, the seller asks, "Are you metrompg?"
