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Old 08-14-2019, 06:33 PM   #44 (permalink)
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If this is the best part of your day then I feel a great swell of pity for you.

I walked down an aisle at Walmart yesterday and an extremely cute girl was walking the other way. She gave me a great smile as we maneuvered around each other.

Then her dad, who is younger than me...

Just kidding. I remember happily thinking "This was the best part of my day!" It definitely did seem to go downhill from there, but I honestly do not remember why, and I prefer to remember that a cute girl randomly smiled at me than remember all of the things that went wrong afterward.
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