^ Ha! You read me like a book. I did in fact contact the owner.
Location is near Belleville/Trenton, Ontario.
https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cars-trucks/...ale/1467269812
And correct, it's a '94.
I got confirmation it was towed behind an RV for about 15 years, up to last year. Assuming it was flat-towed to Florida, all four wheels on the ground, the odometer has at least an "extra" 60,000 km / 40k miles that aren't on the engine. There's also a chance it was bought as a dinghy from a previous RV owner.
That's also 15 years of not being exposed to road salt, which is the only reason it still exists in this part of the world.
I asked for more photos - esp. of the underbody / control arm mounts. If they come through OK, I may go look at it.
They just cancelled the insurance last week because one of the brake lines sprung a leak, so it's clearly not as MINTY underneath as the outer paint colour indicates.