A group of feminists decided to do a social research to find out, among professionals of different fields, about how they think was the right way to treat women.
-They asked a
lawyer what does he thinks about how to treat women.
He responded rightfully:
"With justice, helpfull laws, to ensure women equality and rights, wellbeing, as says the constituion."
-They asked a
priest how he use to treat women :
He said calmly :
"With compassion, faith, listening with the love of God, the lord wants the best for his daughters."
-They approached a
police officer and asked hin the right way to treat women:
The cop responded:
"With citizenship, respect, protection, for the rules of good social coexistence."
-They desided to ask a
buddhist monk. How to treat women?
He monk, after meditate, told:
"With detachment of material goods, meditation, with interior peace and the idea that life it's always renovating and happyness can be found even in simple things."
-Then they desided to ask a
doctor. Dear doctor, how do you treat women?
The doctor direct said without breath:
"With valium, Klonopin, ritalin and thorazine."
Then he gave her a 180$ bill for the consultation...
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Originally Posted by Xist
The V.A. diagnosed me with A.D.H.D., but all that Ritalin did was cause me to fail my urinalysis with the National Guard.
I am a very calm person. Is this with or without amphetamines? 
Ritalin, or something like it, supposedly helps everyone. People with it improve. People without it gain super powers.
I have not figured out what caffeine does for me, either. One time I was driving my family to Phoenix, I had difficulty staying awake, and so I drank at least two litres of diet Coke.
I felt like I had a worse time staying awake, but there is no way to know. |